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A young man is on tumblr. Again. (Homework? Ha, what homework?) It just so happens that today, the 17th of July, is this young man's birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!

What will the name of this young man be?

> He looks like an "Evan" to me.

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Posted at 6:12pm on December 5th - 123 NOTES

Reasoning with Vampires - White Squall of Sarcasm
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reasoningwithvampires:

Bella’s Weather Report
New Moon, pp. 354-356

THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING THING. 

I love this. You are awesome. 


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    THIS IS THE MOST AMAZING FUCKING THING. I love this. You are awesome.
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    oh my god. I could /feel/ the static in my hair! /shot
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    CRYING. This is wonderful….
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    (╯‵Д′)╯彡┻━┻
  7. tediousporcupine reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    This is fucking hilarious.
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  10. ginnfizz reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Unreal. Although I howled at the utter disdain in the narrator’s voice :) A beautiful reading of frighteningly bad...
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  12. ladyatheist reblogged this from sanityscraps and added:
    I’m going to read Harry Potter now to get the stench of this book out of my head.
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    I could feel the static in my hair! :D
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    OMS how is this book so popular? Bella just goes on about NOTHING. FOREVER. The only thing that makes this good is how...
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  20. stepintosound reblogged this from reasoningwithvampires and added:
    Want to reblog everything here. I can’t believe she had an editor.

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I'm sick and tired of all of you. I hate your fucking guts, but I love you to death and if you don't start pulling your shit together than I will kill every last one of you with kindness. Now go love each other before I fuck your shit up.

I'm just your average shapeshifting vampire with a vast inferiourity complex and a very deep hatred of broccoli. I'm also a member of the Esprit System.

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