A young man is on tumblr. Again. (Homework? Ha, what homework?) It just so happens that today, the 17th of July, is this young man's birthday. Though it was sixteen years ago he was given life, it is only today he will be given a name!
I'm sick and tired of all of you. I hate your fucking guts, but I love you to death and if you don't start pulling your shit together than I will kill every last one of you with kindness. Now go love each other before I fuck your shit up.
I'm just your average shapeshifting vampire with a vast inferiourity complex and a very deep hatred of broccoli. I'm also a member of the Esprit System.