Steve once was on a hot date and noticed that a little kid in his date’s neighborhood was having a Blues Clues party, so he pulled the outfit out of his trunk (because he carried it with him everywhere) and crashed the party, giving that little kid the greatest god damned birthday party ever.

I am not making that up, that really happened. Steve is the perfect human being.

(Source: skyerockett)

mumblingsage:

vanhelsingfreak:

Just gonna leave this here.

“Get in the kitchen and make me a sci-fi series, love.”

thatdoesitdavis:

Secret cinema found beneath Paris

In September 2004, French police discovered a hidden chamber in the catacombs under Paris. It contained a full-sized movie screen, projection equipment, a bar, a pressure cooker for making couscous, a professionally installed electricity system, and at least three phone lines. Movies ranged from 1950s noir classics to recent thrillers.

When the police returned three days later, the phone and power lines had been cut and there was a note on the floor: “Do not try to find us.”

(Source: hrtbps)

squidbiscuit:

I saw a suggestion for Steve lifting Thors hammer….since he can do it after all…So I did it.

sdkay:

May we be friends?

Nooooo! Just fuckNOOO!!

I can never decide which of these beauties is better 

(Source: )

cisbender:

when an artist wants to show you their art

or a writer wants you to read what they’ve written

it’s quite often an expression of trust

because a poem or a story or a painting are often things that come from the heart

little pieces of the artists themselves

and if they’re willing to share it with you

you should appreciate it

senecavenger:

they will find this portrait 3000 years from now and create a religion out of it

already started

Yes

(Source: jewlzz23)

Sleep is good, and Evan needs it. Especially with finals being tomorrow. Goodnight everyone. I’m sorry again for my bullshit.

blackoutballad:

WOAAA)(, C)(ECK OUT T)(IS LIL PRINC—-ESS 3B)